A $300 Donut??


<p>Would you buy a $300 donut?</p>
<p>That's a hard no for me.</p>
<p>Don't get me wrong. I like donuts.</p>
<p>I mean, I <strong><em>really</em> </strong>like donuts. I&rsquo;ve been known to make reckless U-turns when I see a Krispy Kreme hot light flashing.</p>
<p>But $300 for a donut?</p>
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<p><br />Nope.</p>
<p>But wait&hellip;</p>
<p>What if the donut was coated in 24-karat gold?</p>
<p>Probably still no. But it's a little more intriguing.&nbsp;</p>
<p>And it <em>is</em> an option.</p>
<p>Angelina Bakery on the Upper East Side of Manhattan is offering a bombolone (an Italian cream filed donut) encrusted with pure gold flakes. It is also adorned with edible jewels and diamond pearls.</p>
<p>You can get one for a cool $300 &ndash; and however much time and money it takes you to get to New York City.</p>
<p>I'm not going to lie, gold and jewels aside, the donut looks delicious.</p>
<p>TikTok food influencer Cornelia posted a video of herself opening the black Tiffany box to reveal the pastry in all its opulent glory. You can watch it <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@boomvanilla/video/7435669424222293279&quot;>HERE</a>.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Now, you might wonder, what would I do with a gold donut?</p>
<p>Well, you would presumably eat it.</p>
<p>Yes &ndash; you can eat gold. I&rsquo;m not certain why you would want to, but you can certainly do it. The gold will pass right through your digestive system, affording you an opportunity to &ndash; well &ndash; poop gold!</p>
<p>Angelina Bakery isn&rsquo;t the first establishment to sell food coated in gold. I&rsquo;ve seen gold-coated steaks, chicken wings, cake, and even gold-infused beer.</p>
<p>This may seem like a big waste of money, but as Jonathan &ldquo;Foodgōd&rdquo; Cheban, who helped create golden chicken wings, there is a psychological aspect connected to gold food.</p>
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<p>&ldquo;You know why gold&rsquo;s important to me? Because gold makes me feel like I&rsquo;ve made it. If I&rsquo;m eating gold, it means I&rsquo;ve put in a lot of years of hard work, because to be able to eat gold, it feels very rich, it feels very decadent, it feels &lsquo;take the top off the Maybach,&rsquo; it feels, like, really special.&rdquo;</p>
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<p>This makes me feel like I just maxed out my credit card.</p>
<p>Still, I can see where he&rsquo;s coming from.</p>
<p>Humanity has a long-time love affair with gold. We hang it around our necks and wear it on our fingers. And more fundamentally, <a href="https://www.moneymetals.com/news/2022/12/19/gold-is-money-everything-else-is-credit-002643&quot;>gold is money</a>.</p>
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<p>Think about it; you couldn&rsquo;t sell a donut coated in aluminum for $300. Customers would just think you forgot to remove the foil. But when you serve a donut covered in gold, people realize it&rsquo;s something special.&nbsp;</p>
<p>That&rsquo;s because gold is special.</p>
<p>But I&rsquo;m still not sure why you&rsquo;d want to eat it.</p>
<p>I mean, I don&rsquo;t really need to eat gold to feel like I &ldquo;made it.&rdquo; If &nbsp;I have &ldquo;made it,&rdquo; I&rsquo;ll still feel that way eating a Krispy Kreme donut on my couch watching an NHL game &ndash; with the bonus that I&rsquo;m not wasting gold.</p>
<p>But you know, you do you. If you want to eat a $300 gold donut, go for it!</p>
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